HUMOROUS SPEECHES FOR ANY OCCASION

Do you have a speech to write, a poem to pen, a prose to compose? Struggling to be witty, imaginative and articulate? If you're tongue-tied and can't put two words together, then UTTER WIT will come to the rescue.

Whether you're looking for a Best Man's Speech or a poetic ditty for your loved one on Valentine's Day, we can write a personal message or speech to suit all occasions from only £10.

We simply require you to fill in the booking form giving us as much information as possible i.e. names of recipient, occasion, friends and family names, occupation, hobbies, embarrassments, deep hidden secrets and leave the rest to us.

 

When learning a speech there's always a memory doubt,
but when you choose a poem you can simply read it out

With our command of words there is no need to fret,
because with written verses there's nothing to forget

Prices
£10 for a simple verse
£35 for a longer verse/speeches
(approx. 10 verses of 4 lines)
 

WHEN YOU NEED TO ORATE, LET UTTERWIT DO THE JOB YOU HATE! WE'LL CAUSE A RIPPLE OF LAUGHTER WITH WORDS THAT COULD NOT BE DAFTER!

Telephone: 0115 941 9000

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