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As the guests look
on,
your mouth's gone really dry
Will you forget the words,
or could your tongue just tie
You rise to your feet,
the time's finally here
You get last minute courage,
from gulping on some beer
Sniggers are apparent,
from your mates all around
You wonder if your boxers,
have already browned
Your hidden weapon though,
is a speech of Utter Wit's
That'll stem the flow,
pouring from your pits
A chuckle from your
first verse,
a giggle from the next
The crowd is really warming,
to your funny bit of text
Belly laugh a plenty,
turning to laughter tears
You are now a hero,
and they will buy you beers |
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| Dear Utter Wit
Thank you for being so very very helpful
in making me look cool and dandy in front of the brides pig of a
family
Anon!, Notts |
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Dear Utter Wit
Just a quick note to say thanks for
the great speech, I can honestly say that it bought the house down
and was a great weight off my mind in the run up to the wedding
Ian, London |
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Dear Utter Wit
I had been s***ting myself for weeks
about the best man speech. The brillant poem went down a storm and
secured me more drinks that I can remember...Thank you so much
Steve, Burton Upon Trent |
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